we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I think pants incapable of making pants work
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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