I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
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I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
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he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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