super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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