It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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