yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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