oh god the rape fog is back!
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Randomize
