Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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