You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Randomize
