Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
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I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
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I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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