That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
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she takes plan B like it's going out of style
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
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Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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