the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Randomize
