Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Randomize
