I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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