dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
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Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
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