it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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