dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Be still, my beating vagina.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
pray to the hookup gods
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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