She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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