My boss' voice literally gives me gas
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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