What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
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Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
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Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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