I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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