I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
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They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
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My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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