Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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