i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
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At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
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i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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