return my video game
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
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after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
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I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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