tell your sister to shave her snatch
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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