Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
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It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
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Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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