under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
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This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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