How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
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all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
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all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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