You smell like stripper and shame
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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