dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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