As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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