Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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