would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
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Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
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He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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