So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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