Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
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I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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