Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
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I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
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That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
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