apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
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i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
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These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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