Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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