I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
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All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
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Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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