oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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