69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
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i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
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Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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