Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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