his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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