a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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