That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
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I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Bang-toberfest begins!!
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
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Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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