i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Randomize
