I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
What should our trivia night team be named?
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sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
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Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
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You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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