you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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