I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
don't judge my taste in strippers
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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