I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I will pee on everything he values.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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