Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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