every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Randomize
