Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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