It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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