She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
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Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
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I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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