chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
