do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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